A Fancy Dubai Hotel Feels Like Russian Instagram Chicks Are Tainting Their Hotel With Their Hot Naked Bodies

Mirror – A lavish five-star hotel in Dubai has accused raunchy Russian models of damaging its family-friendly image by posting “semi-naked” images on Instagram.

Managers at the Waldorf Astoria Dubai Palm Jumeirah voiced concerns after around 25 Russian models, who were in town for a fashion shoot, stayed at the plush hotel.

Between shoots for designer Anna Chibisova’s high-end brand D’AngelAnn, the young women posed for their own racy Instagram snaps, flashing their flesh.

A hotel spokesman said: “You have to understand that this is an Arab country. We have had a lot of complaints from families with your children. We do not want to see our geolocation on photos of girls in semi-naked and erotic poses. Let the photograph simply state the location as Dubai.”

It’s about damn time some brave hotel stood up to the tyranny of Instagram models, rubbing their big fat tits and tight trim asses all over the grounds, ruining the experience of these poor families who come to Dubai for the sights and sounds and potential of being held unjustly for a crime against esoteric world views. Nobody wants to see that. I mean the dads there with their family seeing some Russian chick bent over by the pool taking 20 different photos while making kissy faces, they must hate this.

But seriously it’s just bad business is what it is. The Waldorf Astoria is a great brand name for wealthy people, sure. But in Dubai I can’t imagine people care that much. The people traveling there want a few things but mainly they want to see expensive possible prostitutes around, they want opulence, they want needlessly tall buildings. Give them the Dubai they’re looking for, the brand comes second.

That said some of these photos are juuuuust a bit aggressive given the rest of what the Middle East’s views are known for:

Seems like there may be some sort of compromise here between “only take tasteful images on the property while promoting our brand” and “possibly introduction to a softcore lesbian porn or hardcore sex tape.” Local culture is local culture and while part of me wants to admire these Russian women of varying degrees of ill repute for rubbing it right in the faces of the nicest hotels in Dubai, I get why they might be just a bit cautious. I mean it’s coming in just a weeee bit hot for a region where women have gotten stones thrown at their head like a bullpen session with a glaucoma sufferer for showing their whorish ankles. I support their right to show off the goods and will gladly click every time but maybe play it a little closer to the vest if there’s even a 10% chance of it leading to some dude with a Jafar sword trying to chop your head into a basket.